While investigating Neil who makes the copybot enabled viewer program, we gained access to his email box. Among the endless list of viagra purchases, and rejections from Russian mail order wives wanting a visa marrage, we found one rejection letter that stood out. Enjoy....
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Playgirl Magazine
Centrefold Department
54 Park Street
SYDNEY NSW 2000
Dear Neil,
Your name has been submitted to us with your photograph, and I regret to inform you that we will be unable to use your body in our Centerfold.
On a scale of 0-10, your body was rated -2 by our panel of women ranging in ages from 60-75 years. We tried to assemble a panel in the age bracket of 21-35 years, but we could not get them to stop laughing long enough to reach a decision.
Should the taste of women ever change so drastically that bodies such as yours should be appreciated in our Centerfold, you will be notified by this office. In the meantime, don't call us, we'll call you.
Sympathetically,
Rod W AnkerDear Neil,
Your name has been submitted to us with your photograph, and I regret to inform you that we will be unable to use your body in our Centerfold.
On a scale of 0-10, your body was rated -2 by our panel of women ranging in ages from 60-75 years. We tried to assemble a panel in the age bracket of 21-35 years, but we could not get them to stop laughing long enough to reach a decision.
Should the taste of women ever change so drastically that bodies such as yours should be appreciated in our Centerfold, you will be notified by this office. In the meantime, don't call us, we'll call you.
Sympathetically,
EDITOR
PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE
P.S. We do commend you on your unusual pose. Were you wounded playing sport or do you ride a bike a lot?
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