Linden Labs Diagnosed with ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder)
A prominant Furry physchologist recently read the Linden Blogs and found an interesting pattern:
Hey look, Windlight! This has lots of very important...
Hey look! Sculpties! These are nice, and we're also planning to...
Hey look! Voice! It's almost stabile now, we just hafta...
Hey look! Windlight! And it's better now! Now if we could just...
Hey look! Havok 4! This is going to fix ALOT of...
Hey look! Dazzle Client! Eventually, we'll add this...
Hey look! Adult regions! This is part of a new social engineering project, that will...
Hey look, Viewer 2.0! Soon you will be...
Hay look! Havok 7 will stop the problems with...
Hay look! New market place to fix the...
Hay look! 3rd part viewers. Emerald will be a trustworthy addition to...
HAY LOOK! New avatar names...
...
Either Linden Labs are suffering seriously from ADHD or they are a genious at distracting people from the problems.
Think small child and car keys :)
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Dsrling, Thank you for putting a smile on my face.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, this condition has gone sadly undiagnosed until now. The quite disturbing symptoms of the unfortunate illness have been manifesting themselves since at least late 2004.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I'm no medical expert it has been clear and apparent to many of us since at least that time. I can't speak to exactly HOW long the problem has existed, but that was where I encountered and became aware of the severity of the condition.
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