Dumb Cyber Police

Todays blog is about Virtual Police. Specificly the old Mentors who ran around bullying people with the threat of an abuse report and banning. Most of my mentor encounters went very much like this one...

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[2008/08/24 10:58] Doctor Gascoigne: hi
[2008/08/24 10:58] Doctor Gascoigne: are you available
[2008/08/24 11:00] Doctor Gascoigne: we have found your linden bot
[2008/08/24 11:00] Doctor Gascoigne: we are about to report it
[2008/08/24 11:00] Doctor Gascoigne: since it is a serious TOS violation if you come and remove it we will not have to
[2008/08/24 11:00] Doctor Gascoigne: I will give you 4 mins to do so


[2008/08/24 15:16] Darling Brody: I dont know where you are or who you are. I was in bed sleeping when you sent your threats to me. I will be unable to help you until you tell me where you are and what the hell a "linden bot" is!
[2008/08/24 15:32] Darling Brody: hahahahahaha... I just worked out what you were looking at. If you cant tell the difference between an avatar and a statue made from prims you better go back to mentor school.

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So this guy comes into the region which I paid $1000USD to buy, and wants to get me banned for making a prim statue! ...and people wonder why the mentor program had such a bad name towards the end.